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St. Paddy's Day 

The another way of saying St. Patrick's Day,but it should not be confused with St. Patty's Day which a completly incorrect way and usually offends people of Ireland or of Irish decent
Nick:Happy St.patty's Day

Jordan:dude you're wrong is Happy St. Paddy's Day
Nick:

St. Paddy's Day Poser 

1. Someone that starts fabricating heritage to Ireland around St. Patricks Day as an excuse to go party.
2. Someone that acts like they know the words to Irish Music while at the bar on St. Patrick's Day.
Look at that guy slamming back the green beer, he's a St. Paddy's Day Poser. He told me last week that he was Polish.

Yeah, I bet he thinks the ISH on end of Polish will pass as Irish.

Paddy's Peril 

An ultra smooth cocktail served on the rocks in a chilled champagne glass. Contains 60 ml Baileys Irish Cream, 30 ml vodka, 30 ml coconut milk, dash of grenadine. Very sweet and satisfying. Goes down like a highly alcoholic chocolate milk. Enjoy.
The Paddy's Peril can easily be passed off as a glass/flask of chocolate milk in any place or for any occasion. I'm not suggesting you could take it to work and drink it right in front of your boss without him/her ever having the slightest idea, but there you go. ;)

Paddy's Drunk

To get drunker than normal due to all of the shots and strong drinks at Paddy's, a well loved neighborhood bar in the Joliet area.
"Ugh, stop at Joe Dog on the way home. Shep got me Paddy's drunk again on those bloody marys and shots he was pourin'."
Paddy's Drunk by Irish lass January 17, 2013

St. Paddy’s Revenge

When you and your Irish buddies gang rape a British broad using mashed potatoes and Guinness as lube.
Peter: Hey Andrew, you see that hot British chick?
Andrew: Daaamn she thicc.
Peter: I know, right? What do you say we give her the ol’ St. Paddy’s Revenge at that party on Friday?
Andrew: Fuck yes. Serves them British bastards right for fucking with us.

Paddy's First Law 

Paddy's first law states that regardless of the situation, or your own perceived cunning and or guile, you are always more transparent than you think you are.
PR: Hey, did you see the crest on that girl's binder? I'm not sure if she's in undergrad, and if she is, man would i like to kick her out of the law library. I tried to read it, but couldn't make it out!

MH: Yeah, everyone saw you looking man, and I'm pretty sure we all heard you muttering to yourself about undergrads in the law library...

PR + MH: Paddy's first law!
Paddy's First Law by mhamata March 25, 2010