Sounds like my prom date

A phrase used to add innuendo to a non-sexual comment.

It is very similar to "That's what she said", but offers even more options for use. Note that this is not a replacement for "That's what she said", but should be used when it makes more sense.

Also, high schoolers should be sure to not make your comment sound like you mean your real prom date. Like yo' mama jokes, and "That's what she said" it does not refer to a real person.

Jane: I can't believe we waited in line for an hour for that roller coaster. It finished so fast that I was disappointed.
Maude: Sounds like my prom date!

Biff: Man, that new lemon drink sure does go down easy.
Jeff: Sounds like my prom date!

Sally: You should check out the men's clothes on clearance at that store. When you walk in, on the left, they have a huge rack.
Bob: Sounds like my prom date!

Sounds like my prom date by Atl Livin' May 25, 2010

last minute prom date 

The person you ask to or accept an invitation to prom from 7-14 days before the event. Usually a last minute attempt at not going to prom stag. Not usually a person you'd normally be caught dead hanging out with under normal circumstances.

Janine, a member of the math club was so excited when Bobby, a hockey player asked her to prom two weeks before the event. But Bobby only asked Janine as a last minute prom date because his former girlfriend Stacy, a cheerleader broke up with him two days before he asked Janine to go.

last minute prom date by Laiho's Eyeliner September 30, 2008

Alabama Prom Date 

A goat

Her prom date was Ringo the billy goat. What do expect an Alabama Prom Date to be?

Alabama Prom Date by TBagger2008 August 30, 2009

National Fake Prom Date Day 

Get A Fake Prom Date Even If You Don't Like Them Date Them For A Day (May 11)

I Got A Fake Prom Date For National Fake Prom Date Day

National Fake Prom Date Day by Rebecca Tompson June 2, 2018

Jesus' prom date 

A term used to describe someone very old.

This lady was so old she must have been Jesus' prom date.

OR
That guy was so old he knew Jesus' prom date.

Jesus' prom date by Hikkin December 19, 2012

Ditchable Prom date 

That’s what Bobby Singer (Supernatural) isn’t.

You can say it if somebody didn’t show up to an appointment you made.

It means that someone just purposely didn’t show up.

For Supernatural Fans it will always be funny if they hear someone saying that.

Bobby: "Do I look like a ditchable Prom date to you?"

Person xy: "I’m not a ditchable prom date"

Ditchable Prom date by baby_satan67 April 15, 2020

bordertown promdate

A promdate who is merely a decoy to please either set of parents into allowing you to go to prom because they have forbidden you to go with your true love.

So Alicia, I need you to look and act more slutty of you're going to be my bordertown promdate my parents are smart and they know i'm not gonna take a chick who doesn't put out before and after dinner.

bordertown promdate by Ranchgirls January 14, 2023