prevert

When someone gets all excited and acts like a horny pervert previous to anything really happening.

God Jason, I'm just taking off my scarf, do you have to be such a prevert all the time !?

prevert by dw8177 July 7, 2016

perverted-justice.com 

Controversial website featuring chatlogs, photos, and personal information of adult men who have tried to sexually solicit what they thought were underage children in chatrooms. In fact, the "children" in question are the website's adult volunteers, who then publically post all of the man's information as a warning to parents and a deterrent to other would-be pedophiles. The work of "PeeJ", as its followers call it, has resulted in many arrests and convictions, much press coverage, and even the recovery of an abducted and sexually abused young girl.

"Did you see the latest chatlog on Perverted-Justice.com? That guy wanted to f*ck an ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD!"

perverted-justice.com by Hopkin April 13, 2005

perverted non-pervert 

People who understand all the perverted jokes, but never tell any. They get the sexual reference, but would never use any (at least they don't admit it).

So-and-so are such perverted non-perverts, they only laugh and never say anything sexy.

perverted non-pervert by itsomethingwesay January 2, 2010

Perverted Ear Syndrome 

When someone says something completely normal or innocent and you hear something twisted and sex related. Also know as PES.

Person 1: Dude? Did you just say something about pleasuring yourself?
Person 2: Um, no... I said I forgot my socks?
Person 1: Oh shit dude, I must have PES.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Perverted Ear Syndrome.

Perverted Ear Syndrome by spcghdfj January 14, 2010

prevert

Mispronunciation/mispelling of pervert. Used by a rather stupid soldier in Stanley Kubrick's film "Dr. Strangelove," and probably elsewhere.

He's into {insert distasteful hobby}!? What a prevert!!

prevert by WombatAscension June 13, 2004

poverted 

The state of living in such destitution that an individual has no sense of pride, decorum or decency. Though there is not a definite correlation between poverty and morals, many such individuals never learn proper boundaries due mostly to the fact that they have been stripped of their pride by "the system" and have no sense of self-respect.

See also TRAILER TRASH, HOODRATS, HILLBILLIES, WELFARE BUM

James: "Who was the bleach blonde with the see-through shirt at karaoke tonight? She was real poverted, did you hear how she was coming on to all the men... AND she kept grabbin' at anyone within claw's reach..."

Cassie: "Yeah, and she's married...to her own cousin! They spend their entire welfare check between the bars and the liquor store... real poverted family..."

poverted by Sunshyne Lollipops February 2, 2010

Preheated to 450°

Fire, lit, dope, cool, awsome, heated, etc.

This new Logic song is preheated to 450°.
Are you good dude? You look preheated to 450°.

Preheated to 450° by zackduuh September 17, 2017