The Polarity Strategy 

Life is endless battle and conflict, and you cannot fight effectively unless you can identify your enemies. Learn to smoke out your enemies, to spot them by the signs and patterns that reveal hostility. Then, once you have them in your sights, inwardly declare war. Your enemies can fill you with purpose and direction.

Jenn had the mind for The Polarity Strategy.

The Polarity Strategy by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019

Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome 

To have buttocks where your head should be.

See south park

After Kenny's picture of his butt was placed on a milk carton, a couple with TPS came to claim him.

Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome by Jezzy June 29, 2004

JPS (Jessel Polarity Syndrome) 

A level of psychosis that causes a person to change from nice and polite to rude, manipulative and deceptive.

I noticed that Sally was showing signs of JPS when she offered to help me with my homework and then later denied me that help.

JPS (Jessel Polarity Syndrome) by Wendy Chan September 9, 2005

Paularity Shift 

Shifting back and fourth fourth between options, being heavily indecisive.. like a certain someone.

Ugh, we're stuck in another Paularity Shift—where every decision oscillates back and forth so hard, it's like watching a seesaw in a hurricane. Just pick something already, Paul!

Paularity Shift by Jimmerbob December 16, 2024

popularity 

What is popularity anyway? Is it being able to be atheletic, friendly, pretty/handsome, and accepted by todays standards? Is it being able to follow all the trends? Is it being rich in order to have lots of friends? The world may never know.
Here's what I think::
Who cares. If you have a lot of friends, or even just a few good ones, and you like yourself, you're better off than lying about who you are, so you can hang out with a bunch of phonies, and cry yourself to sleep thinking about how you can never show the real you because you won't be accepted.

Girl 1: I am lyke so totally popular, I follow lyke all the trends, and am totally rich! *cries self to sleep at night*
Girl 2: I'm content how I am. *is fine*
Girl 1: Lyke, OMG, you are such a geek! *is envious*

popularity by Sakura The Pocky Goddess June 24, 2005

Anal popularity 

Being famous for having a phat ass and only because you have phat ass

Zack: Poor Zelda from the start of her career she only had Anal popularity

Alexander: Bro I just want to see that ass claps

Anal popularity by anonymous Zelda fan. May 17, 2021

Popularity 

See Bullshit.

Popularity

Popularity by Retarded Trollbang November 26, 2012