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A person who is new to polyamory, or a "baby" when it comes to polyamorous experience. It is separate from being polyamorous because it implies that someone else has to hold your hand the whole way. Some polyamorous people don't want to teach the basics, and want someone who is ready to be their equal, a true partner.

For reference, a polyamorous experiences includes having multiple partners, or a partner with other partners, or something else that involves the coordination, acceptance, and shared love between multiple people. There are many different shapes in which that takes form, and depends how you define your experience. I think that when someone wants a partner with "Poly Experience" they want someone who knows how to communicate, share, handle their own and others' jealousy (as in working through it in a healthy way), and of course, respect and listen.

Listening is a tough skill and if you don't realize that it's more than just hearing words and pumping out responses, you probably aren't a very good listener.
I don't want to be your teacher, I'm looking for a poly partner not a polywog.

You know you are a polywog if you can't handle hearing about your partners' partners.
Polywog by Nymphoftheforest May 19, 2022
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A newly Polyamorous person who is most likely confused AF and needs time to become a frog.
I wanted to go out with polyamorous Jim, but he was Polywog and I’m not into teaching!
Polywog by Poly Frog January 20, 2025

polywog wemons 

Kinda of like a boot that works for a vampire stingray that can't compute how to nature children as normal women do so she sends boots to collect polywogs to install in her crotch vampire nest that grew into little sinners and death by nurture of evil by old age.
Them polywog wemons scare or scar real men of emotional and regular intelligence who fear God and Heaven's Wrath.
polywog wemons by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 19, 2025

alaskan pollywog soup 

semen; gak; man milk; slime; penis putty; cum; splooge; cock slobber; the great white gumbo; egg drop soup; and paste.
This bitch ate enough alaskan pollywog soup to keep her fat all winter.

Polywagger

A person who lags behind, hinders plans, avoids work, or just generally slacks, often characterized by apathy and aimlessness.
Joe was ready for the party while the other polywaggers took their time getting ready.

John came to the meeting prepared, while the polywaggers did not.
Polywagger by ledgeboy July 12, 2011

Pollywog 

One who looks foolish, incompetent and dishonest after miserably failing to scam someone.
Ryan was pollywoged after unknowingly trying to sell a counterfit painting to the original artist.
Pollywog by BreadMann June 11, 2020

dustonius polywogus 

A new species discovered by Dustin Henderson, 1984. Stranger Things bish :p
Dang, Dustonius Polywogus, you are a savage.