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poke war 

when someone uses the poke feature on facebook to make a woman's vagina immediately begin to tingle and after a while cream herself
rosa pokes jeff

jeff pokes rosa back

rosa immediately creams herself

this is just the beginning of a poke war it continues until someone gives up
poke war by niagrafalls January 30, 2010

Poke war 

A naughty spin on the Facebook term for poke wars, a poke war is playful taunting between two gay male partners by lightly touching one another with their penises. Synonyms: Jousting.
This poke war is going to drive me crazy! Let's just do it already!
Poke war by i_haz_problemz January 2, 2012

Poke War 

Two Guy Friends who immediately become enemies after entering an intense "anything goes" battle to see who can sleep with an attractive female first.

"Poke" being used here as a term for casual sex.
Person: Why does it seem like Thomas and John suddenly hate each other?

Person 2: Oh they are in a Poke War for the new girl in the office.

Poke War Grace Period

The two day period of time allotted between receiving a poke on Facebook, and returning said poke. Instilled in order to prevent sitting on Facebook for days.
Bill: "HAHA you haven't poked me back all day! I win!"

Andrew: "Dude, haven't you ever heard of the poke war grace period? I still have another day!"

Bro Poke War 

Noun: A Poke War on Facebook between two heterosexual male friends, defined as Bros.

Verb: The act of being in a Poke War with another heterosexual male.
"Jim poked me - That motherfucker - This means war!-Bro Poke War"
Bro Poke War by Don Fro May 18, 2010

Poke Warathon 

When some Girl honestly tries to beat another far more superior individual with good looks and fine clothing in a facebook Poke War, when there is no chance for them to win the war.
Amanda " jus give up!!!"
Brian " Sorry i just won the Poke Warathon"
Poke Warathon by FAAAA STUFFEDDD December 14, 2010