Spaka-Deamus & Pliers

Two people of Spastic persuasion.

In reference to the duo 'Chaka-Demus & Pliers', responsible for 90's classic hit 'Tease Me'

Christ! look at the state of those two ming-mongs ! A right pair of "Spaka-Deamus & Pliers"

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Rusty Pliers

When you fist a guys bootyhole, pull said fist out, and proceed to squeeze his cock as hard as you can with your shit coverd fingers.

Man my butts bleeding real bad after Mike gave me the rusty pliers.

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A tool used to sexually pleasure men via urethra insertion.

Sam inserted the penal pliers and cried with bliss as his semen slide stretched.

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A tool usually made of recycled steel used to stretch the penis. This practice is usually undergone in bondage sex.

Get out the penal pliers Mary, I've got a hankering for some kinky stuff.

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Grip pliers are a tool that’s used when regular pliers can’t squeeze tight enough, also defined as pliers with adjustable knob on the handle.

Aye bro. Gimme those grip pliers. This seats not tight enough....

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When you are on a call with your friend and they clip their nails so loudly.

Jade stop clipping your nails with your nail Pliers.

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I think I heard that he had a big iron on his hip somewhere

A: Did you hear Market Pliers has a big iron on his hip?

B: Who is Market Pliers?

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