poon platoon 

When there is a majority of women in a group as opposed to a sausage fest

Straight guy: I love poon platoons!

Lesbian: Me too!

poon platoon by me_gusta_ducharte February 9, 2010

2 Girls 1 Platoon 

When 2 hot tag chasing female best friends vow to have sexual relations with a whole platoon.

Brandi and Nikki are so going 2 Girls 1 Platoon on Ft. Rucker.

2 Girls 1 Platoon by tagchaserbby05 June 22, 2010

Salty Platoon 

You spit on your penis pour salt on it, then make your partner deep throat it.

G made sure V like the salty platoon experience.

Salty Platoon by Raptor and Blackout November 12, 2010

Paper Platoon 

get yo maskk on

aye charlie bruh, we gon ride for paper platoon

Paper Platoon by dj charlie chicken soup February 18, 2015

Stourbridge platoon’d 

To steal something after a camp

I Stourbridge platoon’d that cam cream

Stourbridge platoon’d by Your lordship October 28, 2021

third platoon 

Simply put we are the ultimate fighting force in the world. We're all about taking names and kicking ass. Our leaders are just that, leaders. When we fuck bitches we laugh when they cry from getting ass fucked. We piss excellence. Some of our achievments are, spinkickabortion.com, Saber challenge all time winners, 4 men in the platoon have made their lady's get an abortion, and we have a clinically retarded member. (timothy bies)

Jesus to God: why did you name me jesus?

God:

well because i couldnt think of anythin better

Jesus:

i think the name third platoon is a good name

God

Well god damnit your right

third platoon by Captian Long-dong June 23, 2009

douche platoon 

a band of brothers who all agree to wash out numerous bodily cavities at the same time

The ass weasle douche platoon just entered the club.

douche platoon by abstyle78 July 31, 2009