Chicago Style Pizza 

An overrated loaf of bread with a sludge and grease in the middle. Better classified as a quiche.

One Chicago Style Pizza will feed a pond of ducks for a year.

Chicago Style Pizza by Diego Mendez January 28, 2008

St. Louis Style Pizza 

The only people this backwards type of pizza appeals to are the people from the cultural wasteland known as St. Louis. By the way, the words "St. Louis", "elitist", and "urban" never belong in a sentence or discussion together. True, St. Louisans like to think they are elite and urban, but this is due to their major inferiority complexes. Anyone who asks you where you went to school as a way to get a conversation started has issues (and certainly wouldn't know what good pizza is).

St. Louis Style Pizza, no matter, how it is described, is awful (unless your culinary experience is limited to a small, forgettable town in the lower Midwest).

St. Louis Style Pizza by Not an Imo's Fan August 4, 2006

St. Louis Style Pizza 

A nasty concoction consisting of extremely thin, tasteless cardboard-like crust slathered in runny cheap salty pizza sauce and topped with gooey St. Louis-exclusive cheese called Provel that looks and tastes like melted Velveeta. While many St. Louisans inexplicably love this crap, don’t let them con you into thinking it’s real pizza – it isn’t! Imo's is probably the most famous type of this stuff - stay away!

While visiting Sally in St. Louis, she tried to get me to eat St. Louis style pizza. I told her that I'd rather die a slow death.

St. Louis Style Pizza by R60532 April 2, 2006

Zachery's Chicago Style Pizza 

an orgasmic tasting pizza!
-the deep dish thick just the way girls and gay guys like it
-thin crust is small but satisfying!

That Zachery's Chicago Style Pizza is so good it made me cum.
The best food in the world is Zachery's Chicago Style Pizza

Zachery's Chicago Style Pizza by GinafromChina August 8, 2008

Chicago-style pizza 

A thoroughly disgusting, usually undercooked "Italian" style pie, hailing from the armpit of America... the city of Chicago Illinois. The entire pie weighs close to 46 lbs on average, and is overladen with acidic canned tomatoes and tomato paste in order to overpower the bitter taste of various grease and oils within the pie itself. Often filled with more gluttoning ingredients such as ground up pig innerds, or spicy red pig shavings. Usually eaten at every meal by the "gourmets" of Chicago, from the fattest women to even the meagerest metrosexual playboy.

I ate an entire Chicago-style pizza and later threw up all over my wife's hairy back.

Chicago-style pizza by Stevie Bartman March 14, 2007

St. Louis Style Pizza 

A nasty concoction consisting of extremely thin, tasteless cardboard-like crust slathered in runny cheap salty pizza sauce and topped with gooey St. Louis-exclusive cheese called Provel that looks and tastes like melted Velveeta. While many St. Louisans inexplicably love this crap, don’t let them con you into thinking it’s real pizza – it isn’t! Imo's is probably the most famous type of this stuff - stay away!

While visiting Sally in St. Louis, she tried to get me to eat St. Louis style pizza. I told her that I'd rather die a slow death.

St. Louis Style Pizza by R60532 April 20, 2006

New York Style Pizza 

So-called “food” that tastes even worse than dog feces coated with human blood.

Chicago Style Pizza OWNS New York Style Pizza!

New York Style Pizza by Santa Claus. April 20, 2009