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hot piss 

“hot piss” similar to hot shit but quite the opposite.

definition: when someone is neither good or bad at smth, just ordinary. to the point where you can’t tell if they’re good or bad and overthink it too much.

because piss is hot. and that seems like so crazy when you first realize it or hear the term “hot piss. but it’s really ordinary asf. nothing special about piss being hot.
examples of usage:

*playing the piano*
🧑🏻: so how am i doing?
👩🏾 🦱: ur hot piss.
🧑🏻thanks…?
👩🏾 🦱:that wasnt a compliment. it’s just that ur no mozart but it’s not the worst i’ve heard but i was kinda expecting better cause yk….
🧑🏻:cause i’m asian?
👩🏾 🦱: yea. but ur still hot piss at the piano

scenario 2:
👱🏼 ♀️i went on a blind date today
👩🏾 🦱oh? what did he look like
👱🏼 ♀️he was hot piss
👩🏾 🦱oooooh….?🤭➡️🤨what dat mean??
👱🏼 ♀️like i can’t tell if he’s cute or not
👩🏾 🦱lemme see?
shows picture
👩🏾 🦱oooooh….?🤭➡️🤨. well no he’s like… but here he’s kinda.. well i mean he’s not… yea he’s hot piss.
hot piss by eros.exotica July 19, 2025

Piss-You-Off-Hot 

"Piss You Off Hot" is used to describe a girl who is so damn hot that it pisses you off.

Used in situations where being in the presence of a supremely attractive women is actually a hindrance to being able to enjoy one's self - either because you're already with a woman, or because the guy she's with is so obviously undeserving of being with such a babe that you can't ignore the injustice.
The blond girl across the restaurant looked potentially cute, although her boyfriend was a real slob, so I held out hope that she wasn't actually attractive. Later, she walked by my table, and dammit, she was piss-you-off-hot. The rest of the evening I was obsessed with trying to sneak peaks in direction. I couldn't even enjoy my dinner, much less make conversation with my date.
Piss-You-Off-Hot by jm2011 September 19, 2009

White hot love piss 

A term used to describe sperm.

Hot Mexican Piss 

The act of taking an angry shit in the middle of Nevada desert while on a 9 hour road trip after you have eaten nothing but Mexican food and drank cheap beer.
Hey Jimbo! Pull over. I've got to take a Hot Mexican Piss.
Hot Mexican Piss by TasteyT September 10, 2018

Hotter than a hand bag of whores piss 

When it's a bit warm out.
It's hotter than a hand bag of whores piss.