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stripper-perfume 

Trying way too hard to be noticed, to the point of being obvious, obnoxious, and uninteresting.
-Did you see his new lambo?

-Yea it's hard to miss. Everyone knows he's rich. Reeks of stripper-perfume if you ask me.

-Her new job must pay an awful lot. Did you see all of her new jewelry?
- I can still smell the stripper-perfume!

Wilson described Kushner as “a man who needs a billion dollars fast, and is willing to cast shame on the winds to get there...The stench of his venality and desperation hangs around him like stripper perfume, cloying and obvious,” the GOP strategist wrote. (RICK WILSON 02.27.18 )
stripper-perfume by MrMeanwhile February 28, 2018

Scottish perfume 

-What's the smell?
-It's Scottish perfume. Peter overdid with the booze yesterday.
Scottish perfume by keksexual July 15, 2018

Sex Perfume 

A strong cologne used by band geeks in the low brass section
Man, I smell bad, can you spray me with some sex perfume?
Sex Perfume by debsterliscious January 17, 2009

Perfum shop 

When you fart in a room/car/lift and it clings to anyone nearby, meaning that when they leave the area it still in their clothes and gets smelt by somone else
Have you farted??

Nah mate, just got out of Dave's corsa, like a perfum shop in there
Perfum shop by Le on December 13, 2019

perfumed secrets 

Introducing a sophisticated luxurious fruity(juicy, out there) floral(smelly, out there, in the garden) secret (named first after a woman whom, has the name that shines as thou illuminating powder for the nose, hidden by the name and joy of the wort secret changed with a vowel i over u and never after e) reflects the mysterious and emotional side of no ones lady that is silent, you may disappear or die if you leak these warnings and promoted “perfumed secret” it’s to die for.
“Did Aurore tell you her perfumed secret?” “IF I TOLD YOU MY THE ONE AND ONLY AUTHENTIC LEGIT TRUE VERSION OF OUR MAJESTIC DOPE FUMED PERFUMED SECRETS- YOU WOULDN’T BE HERE TO APPAUL ME, DISREGARDING THE GRIMACED AND OH SO PIERCING LOOK IN MY EYES SHOWING THE NEED FOR DISCRETION OF DEFENSE RULING OUT PROCESS OF THE ROYAL SPEECH AND THOU, THAT PROTECTION AND APPRECIATION OF OUR FATHER, AND OUR KINGS, AS WELL AS THE UNITED NATIONS, KINGDOM, AND CAMBRIDGE AS WELL AS ONTARIO AND NEWLY FOUNDED AMERICAS HAS NOT BEEN UPHELD; SHALL BE DUMBFOUNDINGLY PRESUMPTIOUSLY OBVIOUS ON WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT IF THE CONTINUITIES OF YOUR TONGUE PIERCES ME AS A SWORD, ILL CAPITALIZE FIRST.”
perfumed secrets by Lilbabygrem December 16, 2021

snatch parfume 

Is the after smell on your cock or in your bedroom after you had sex. This also pertains to the sex smell found in ones belly button after having sex with a overly "wet" woman!
Tom could believe the strong snatch parfume in his bedroom, after having fucked Lisa!
snatch parfume by guyfawkes74 December 14, 2009