bum perfume 

bum perfume is a luxury perfume made from the chopped off assholes of dead people. different people make different fragrances. old people smell like expired cheese, poor people farts smell like a thrift store, E-girls and only fans models farts smell like disappointed (jk they don't work because girls don't fart). farts from Florida men smell like Cocaine and farts from Saskatchewan people smell like laced cocaine but they are rare due to the population of Saskatchewan (like 7).

it is basically a pocket ass that you carry around with you all day and make it fart on you on demand for that premium smell

person one: do you want your grandfather berried or turned to ashes?
person two: turn him into BUM PERFUME

bum perfume by cock&bollax76 March 1, 2021

Pretty Whore Perfume 

That wonderful fragrance on your clothing the morning after you had an amazing couch dance with a hot stripper the night before. It's a combination of cigarette smoke, cheap perfume and booze. Sometimes it is accompanied by a layer of stripper dust as an added bonus.

Jim said to Robert, "bro, you smell of Pretty Whore Perfume. You may want to change clothes before you go home tonight"! And that stripper dust is a dead bang giveaway! Did you pack a bro bag with a change of clothes?

Pretty Whore Perfume by HarleyBroMan August 21, 2019

Your mom's perfume 

What I smell like.

Kid: Mmm you smell good!
Kid 2: Its your mom's perfume.

Your mom's perfume by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Perfrated 

A+, perfectly rated.

Eliza’s violet chakra shades are perfrated- like totally outstanding!

Perfrated by Raven Blue October 21, 2018

Butt Perfume 

various odours sprayed from ones anus, directly on someones skin.leaving the wearer with a pungent butt perfume odour.

"yo Tayla, what's the scent you got on"
"its Hayley's butt perfume"
"how'd yo get that"
"are you daft? she needs to fart on you dude"

Butt Perfume by Bigstick_69__ August 26, 2016

sir peepee's sexy perfume

every hoe that uses the dog filter on snapchat most likely owns this perfume.

oh my god laura that hoe Karli own's sir peepee's sexy perfume. :O
Laura: ewwww what a hoeee

sir peepee's sexy perfume by zvahl January 30, 2017

perfume 

Fragrance worn by women, in order to remain freshly scented and possibly attract the opposite sex. Usually dabbed on the wrists, behind the ears, near the cleavage and on the backs of the knees.

I spray my perfume twice and then step into the mist to allow for an even distribution of scent.

perfume by Lauren M January 22, 2007