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pearler by razlovaaaaa November 2, 2018
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pearler
noun
Someone with obnoxiously white teeth that gleam like they've been bleached by a supernova, blinding everyone around them with a smile that's more weapon than welcome.
Someone with obnoxiously white teeth that gleam like they've been bleached by a supernova, blinding everyone around them with a smile that's more weapon than welcome.
Watch out for that pearler at the party—his teeth are brighter than everyone else's futures, what a cunt
pearler by i am jack king hoff March 27, 2026
The Village Pearlers
A group known as the Village Mafia from dangerous parts of Michigan. This group has extremely high blunt standards. You must be able to know how to pearl a blunt to hang in this squad. As it is mentioned in their song, "Pearl Game Reflective", they like blunts rolled symmetric. Basically, it should look the same way before and after. If you royally fuck up a blunt then you may be at risk of losing your nipples. Just hope that the Village Mafia Administration of Blunt Doctors can fix it and save your nips.
The Village Pearlers by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016
Pearled
She pearled that backwood.