skin pastry bag

"crude" def. = "DICK and BALLS !!"

skin pastry bag ANOTHER phrase useful in the most, prudish, "stiff" circles for: SUCK MY COCK !!

people CONSTANTLY trying to "sell" me something (U.S.) it's MY turn ! , i have a NICE, skin pastry bag to sell THEM !

buy a NEW CAR ? ("car dealer tv") I have something for sale ! , a NICE, skin pastry bag !!

have a go at my skin pastry bag !!

skin pastry bag by michael foolsley April 18, 2022

Pasty Smasher 

A pasty smasher is often an overweight jobless person who frequents Greggs, Pound Bakery or any other cheap food establishments.

They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.

They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.

It's like the walking dead round here, I can't walk more than ten metres without having to walk around a pasty smasher.

Pasty Smasher by AnonymousTrevor November 15, 2018

Pasty Smashing

Pasty smashing is the art of banging some pussy. The term has originated from Newquay in Cornwall, England as this is the place where the pasty is a favourite dish and lots of pasty smashing is undertaken by tourists

Bloody hell Arthur... I Could hear you Pasty Smashing a mile away last night. You kept the whole camp-site awake! Fair play!

Pasty Smashing by newquay08 October 20, 2008

Pasty Steam 

The steamy aroma that flows from a freshly smashed vagina on a warm summers night

The fucking i gave her the other night was so hot, the pasty steam was gushing from her like a burst steam valve

Pasty Steam by Deakirino February 15, 2019

Pasty Smash

To smash or want to smash someone's pasty means that you would like to have aggressive sex with them.

It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.

From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.

How to use pasty smash in conversation;

*Attractive woman walks past*
"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"

"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"

Pasty Smash by Duff Duff Mc Duff August 16, 2008

pasty smasher 

Pasty smasher is a term used to otherwise describe a penis. Pasty being the womans vagina.

Im gonna whack my pasty smasher out and stick it right up her cunt

pasty smasher by olar October 22, 2013

Pasty swig 

(noun): asking for a drink when your high as shit.

Ex; hey man i need a pasty swig.

Pasty swig by bigshitty420 March 8, 2011