Accidentally On-Purpose

A spur-of-the-moment decision to do something that you should not be doing, which you then deny when someone finds out about it by saying it was completely on accident.

Girl 1: Did you steal my favorite shirt? I found it in your room
Girl 2: Oh! Uhh, I must have, um, packed it in my bag by mistake when I was leaving your house! It was on accident!
Girl 2: Yeah, right, accidentally on-purpose!

Accidentally On-Purpose by MsTwixx96 October 17, 2009

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offense on purpose

A phrase used when the opposite meaning of "no offense" is desired. Often used in conjunction when making a point.

Lady: "This twelve-year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure if I should be flattered :P"
Lady's Friend: "Sounds like he is some sort of reverse pedophile. Offense on purpose."

offense on purpose by willbchou January 2, 2012

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accidentally on purpose

The act of "accidentally" discovering something that was in fact, planned by you ahead of time in order to help you acheive your master plan that you were working for all along.

It was "accidentally on purpose" that DJ found another six pack of beer, just what she needed to seduce the unknowing country boy.

accidentally on purpose by AKseacode May 10, 2006

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by accident on purpose

Purposefully inserting the penis into the female's ass during intercourse. When the unwilling female angrily comments the male responds with "it was an accident."

I rammed my penis "by accident on purpose" into my girlfriends ass.

by accident on purpose by Anonymous7777 May 7, 2008