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f.o.s - faez obsessive syndrome 

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when sum hoes have an obsession with the best hottest and smartest twitter user @bunnnisz... usually the obsession comes from users @hippoddiamandis and @witchdiamandis bcuz they are obsessed whales
* under faez post *
a: omg this flopped as usual

b: wtf how obsessed can you be get help because u have f.o.s - faez obsessive syndrome)

*other tweet*
a: ......if this flops its faezs fault / faez hacked me
b: again you're bringing faez in... get help with ur f.o.s WHALE
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shoe obsession disorder 

Abbreviation is S.O.D. or SOD

Womankind's enduring love affair with fabulous footwear.

Commonly self-diagnosed and there is no cure.
"Husbands come and go, but Manolo Blahnik slingbacks are for life." - Liza Minnelli

"I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!" - Carrie Bradshaw, famous for her shoe obsession disorder.

Selkies: The Endless Obsession 

1. Holy fucking shit dude, i fucking love Selkies: The Endless Obsession, it's my favorite song.

2. -dude i can finally play the Selkies: The Endless Obsession solo.
-no you can't that shit's hard
-yeah i know.

3. Paul Waggoner is the best guitarist ever, he wrote the Selkies: The Endless Obsession solo, and Dan Briggs is the best bassist ever, he wrote all of Selkies: The Endless Obsession except for the solo!

United States Obsession 

Is the term of a condition, used to describe a group of Non-Americans, with bias opinions, who are obsessed with talking about the United States of America.

1. Many of these people have never even been to the United States, and get most of their information from Youtube, The Sun Newspaper or via their Uncle Harry who spent a two hour layover in JFK on his way to Toronto.

2. It can be said, that most of these people are losers with no lives, that spend way too much time developing opinions on topics which they know jack shit about.

3. Whether these people know it or not, Americans could give a rats ass, if they like them or not. Which actually leads to why these people don't like the USA in the first place. But on the contrary, Americans don't give a shit anyway, so in reality, it doesn't matter.

4. This group of people always over looks all the good the United States does for the world-

*See the Polio Vaccine, AIDS research, Cancer research, McDonald's, World's first successful airplane, Ketchup, First lunar landing, Garth Brooks*

-and focuses more so on the bad. But this is alright in an American's eyes; see number three.

5. The Iraq war seems to be a hot topic among this group. They can spend hours, upon hours discussing how the United States started an unjust war. Whether they know it or not, most Americans agree with them on this subject, so no one really understands why they spend hours upon hours discussing a topic where the Americans agree with them anyway. So its a complete fucking mystery as to why an Anti-American would be agreeing with an actual American; see reason number two for explanation.
Person 1: The United States is filled with nothing but Fat People, who eat cheeseburgers all day.

Person2: And you know this how?

Person 1: I saw it on Telly.

Person2: Right.....
_____________________________

Person 3: All Americans are stupid.

Person 4: You do know that a lot of Medical innovations, and life changing inventions, were made in the United States?

Person 3. That doesn't matter. They invaded Iraq under false pretenses.

Person 4: What does that have to do with Americans being stupid?

Person 3: It just does.

Person 4: Right.......
______________________________

Person 5: Person 1, and 3 has an United States Obsession.

Person 1 and 3: No we don't!

Person 5: Right......
United States Obsession by NC_lover24 September 28, 2009

Short Term Band Obsession 

when a person likes one band and listens to all their songs for 2 weeks or so. after that they get bored of the band and find another one.

a few weeks after this, they hear the old band again either through TV, youtube or the radio and the person listens to the band again but not with the same intensity as before.
person 1: so where's bob?

person 2: he's off having a short term band obsession. he'll get tired of them after a few weeks.

SWOD (Summer Walker Obsession Disorder)

SWOD (Summer Walker Obsession Disorder) Describes the unhealthy hate obsession with R&B singer Summer Walker resulting in inserting her in situations she has nothing to do with, spreading hate towards her for no reason, or spreading Fake News. Usually done by SZA fans or Normani Fans.
“Oh my God, Summer listened to SZA’s new song now it’ll flop because of Summer Curse”

Summer Walker has worms for brains”

Summer Walker is so dumb”

“Girl shut up! Your SWOD (Summer Walker Obsession Disorder) gets annoying.

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