oaking 

The act of jerking off on an oak tree

Person 1: oh dude let’s go have a oak jerk with the guys.
Person 2: hell yah hat sounds great I fucking live oaking!

oaking by QueenBee27 January 24, 2018

oakie rigged

1. The use of Duct Tape or any other forms of things to keep anything together.

2. Taking unnecessary shortcuts to finish the job to where it is finished but with shitty quality...and has a chance of breaking and being worse off than before it was fixed.

1. My car got side-swipped and the mirror was dangling. We used duct tape to fix it. Now I have an Oakie rigged Side view mirror!

2. The car's bumper was falling off so the Oakie rigged it by using a bungee cord to keep it from falling.

oakie rigged by Jermzski July 23, 2006

oaking 

The act of one jerking off onto an oak tree.

Person 1: yo dude, let’s go have a nice circle oak with the guys!
Person 2: oh hell yah that sounds great I love oaking!

oaking by QueenBee27 January 24, 2018

Oakie 

Generic plastic tennis shoes made to resemble name brand shoes. Normally purchased from a department store such as Hills, Walmart, Payless, or PicWay.

Yo look at this cats shoes! This cat got on some straight up Oakies. Lol

Oakie by Youngstown Ohio August 21, 2012

Oaking 

The act of Oaking someone, otherwise known as leaving someone on read, because they just don't give a damn about what you have to say.

Oaking.
Example: Dammit Tony, she Oak'd me again. She's probably still probably doesn't give a shit.

Oaking by Inspector Bullshit July 2, 2019

Oakish 

The postdiluvian ethos, society wound about the oak trees. King Diamond has a song about "the old oak hanging tree", hear that if you wanna know deep. From the usual blood war perspective, a society more dominated by As and Os rather than Bs*.

Reference: pg. 205, Chronorium, Part 1.

"No peace shall I have again under beech or under elm.... but oaks are fine."
"Brah, are you oakish?"
"Maybe, maybe... but why don't you just call me oafish instead?"

Oakish by Yoyo's_timetin April 20, 2023

Wrathful Oakie Dokie 

When one finds out their boyfriend or girlfriend or other intimate lover has been cheating on them and rubs poison oak on the cheating parties undergarments and sex apparatus's.

My girlfriend was cheating on me with another woman and they both suffered a wrathful Oakie Dokie.

Wrathful Oakie Dokie by PsymonCasanova May 5, 2018