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Me’nut 

To make your beautiful girlfriend Emma. Cum intensely
Come over and make me’nut
Me’nut by anonymous September 21, 2025

After-Nut Mentality 

That exact moment right after you bust a nut and your thought process and mentality completely changes; and the video you were watching just feels wrong and nasty. You partially feel ashamed of yourself and you start thinking of how you can better yourself, community and the world.
Timmy: "Yo! Wassup, you tryna fuck some bitches and get fucking drunk tonight?"
Marcus: "Nonsense, those are sins, and I will be to occupied serving the lord and reading the bible"
Timmy: "Yo, you good? It's sounds like you got that After-Nut Mentality right now"
Marcus: "Nonsense Brother, come join me in prayer"
Timmy: "Yo, what the fu-"
After-Nut Mentality by SmolBoi27 November 15, 2018
It is when a soccer ball is intentionally, cleanly, and successfully directed through the gap created by a the victim's planted legs during soccer. This usually causes a momentary stun/deer-in-the-headlights reaction from the victim because of the initial shock and disbelief of what just happened. There must be an intent on the offender's part to shoot the gap with the ball for a nut-meg to occur. If it happens accidentally, an official nut-meg did not occur.
Did you see Ronaldhino nut-meg Henry?
nut-meg by x-J-D-x May 14, 2007
When you gizz (nut) and shit in a salt shaker, then sprinkle it on a ho like nutmeg. Works best around the holiday season. And on girls named Meg. Also accepted as a topping on egg nog.

Do not confuse with Nutmeg, a tasty holiday spice. Also, as a side note, stay away from girls named Meg with nuts.

Shit, man, I just Nut-megged all over Meg! I'm glad she was covered in egg nog.

If you're playing soccer and your buddy just got nut-megged, talk to the ref. That shit's nasty.
Nut-meg by Evanishigh January 3, 2008

nut merchant 

can mean either-
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or

2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.
Look at that fucking nut merchant.

This shot's going to be a right nut merchant.
nut merchant by Panzervarg May 18, 2010

crusty nut meth 

meth made with crusty nut only emitted from the crustiest of balls
ivan: yo dude i got some crusty nut meth, wanna hit it?
retard: *snorts* WOOOOOOO damn man that hits harder than a bull with his balls wrapped in duct tape
crusty nut meth by iasegyufs May 23, 2022