steamed nog

Getting a blowjob in a sauna.

I built my house with a sauna in it so I could enjoy a steamed nog at home.

steamed nog by hoho_holidays November 30, 2016

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Sloppy Nog

The Sloppy Nog:

Best done in the “style of the dog”, this finishing move requires some quick timing and careful aim.

First, build up a full head of steam, and just when you are about to nut, pull out and unload upon your partner within a concentrated area. Now, and this is the most important part, while still in the throes of passion, sprinkle some nutmeg over the affected area and wish your partner some good holiday cheer!

This move works great for the novice or the experienced and can be performed upon the partner of your choice.

Also, be sure to only use freshly grated nutmeg. Show some fucking class. It’ll taste better and your partner is worth it.

John: Did you and Lisa have a good night?

Tom: Sure did! And in honor of the holiday season I finished her off with a Sloppy Nog!

John: Oh that’s great! I’m really happy for you two... wait... did you use fresh nutmeg?

Tom: Of course! Dude! I RESPECT her.

Sloppy Nog by Lord Balthazar the Third December 13, 2018