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no sex drive 

Premature failures in pistons, piston rings, cylinder liners, bearings and bushings in an otherwise late model automobile, commonly known as a "muscle car", causing such vehicle to fail upon ignition.
"Golly gee, Sally, I'm not such a lucky girl. Gerry phoned, and said his T-bird has no sex drive, so we won't be going to the drive-in after all. Isn't that just crrraaaazzzzy?"
no sex drive by Pompien August 31, 2013

No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class 

"No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class", is a way of denouncing the hypocritical predominant attitude against women´s sexual rights and prejudices, manifested on a regular basis through policy and social discrimination.
A: "Why the rejection by the Food and Drug Administration advisory panel of a female version of Viagra for women with low libido?"
B: Simple... "No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class."

No Sex Girlfriend 

A girl you relate to as if she's your girlfriend but you aren't having sex with. Can be a friend's girlfriend, a close friend, a roommate, etc. Often results in sex. Sometimes you deny each other sex since its immoral or taboo (c.f. friend's girlfriend "no sex girlfriend"). Other times it's just because one of you isn't into the other or it's mutually platonic but just kind of creepy how much you act like you're banging. Can be abbreviated using the acronym NSGF.
"Man, you should really watch out with her, you guys are acting like boyfriend and girlfriend"
"I know, she's my 'no sex girlfriend', wish we were doing it."
No Sex Girlfriend by secretuser420 February 21, 2018

No sex October 

Sexy woman: Hey my little meat man, wanna do sex?

Guy: Hell no bitch. I am a loyal participant of No Sex October.
No sex October by OsamaBinSexy October 2, 2020

no sex zone 

prom was a no sex zone, since our parents had to pick us up individually.
no sex zone by butterman101 May 13, 2016

No sex Tuesday 

On the third Tuesday of the month you cant have sex
Trevor: No its Tuesday.
Me:Did you just say No Sex Tuesday!?
Tony: make it a Holiday!
No sex Tuesday by Crazzyyyyyy April 13, 2019