Dude you have no Quran 

Said to a person, when they do not have something that is vital to a process they are about to complete. It may have been stolen (or otherwise made unavailable) from them shortly beforehand.
It was first used by Jacob Isom when he stole a Quran from a preacher who was going to burn it, in a viral video.

Teacher: And now, we will look at the results. I'll just get up that database.
Student: Dude you have no Quran. (After having uninstalled the database software.)

Dude you have no Quran by Rahrahbahbnahm September 22, 2010

"Yo, dude, yo no sabia que le estaba molestandole tanto":The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: "Yo, dude, yo no sabia que le estaba molestandole tanto":The First Juvenile Release.

"Yo, dude, yo no sabia que le estaba molestandole tanto":The First Juvenile Release. by Abreathofaversaillian January 28, 2025

nodudefeet

Response given when someone posts a picture of a man's foot and/or feet online. There is simply no excuse for posting a picture of a man's foot online. Keep that shit in your shoe and off the damn internet.

Some dumbass posts a picture of a man's foot on a message board.

wtf? nodudefeet!

nodudefeet by BB Scroggins November 2, 2008