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A late 2017 term used to inform women that have friend zoned you that you don’t find them attractive and they are not close to your heart anymore. You still function with them like family but you no longer care for their well being the same as you would for a female that you’re crushing or listing after
Girl: “What are you plans for the weekend? Want to catch a movie or something?”

Guy: “ I’m keeping my options open nephew.”
Nephew by Torebi October 8, 2017
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what white dudes can call each other - similar to black dudes calling each other brother
what's up my nephew
nephew by cryde clocker April 23, 2003
Young boy toy you take under your wing in exchange for sexual favors. Found mostly in homosexual relationships in the North East.
He's my nephew so I have to look out for him.
Nephew by Pumpkin handlebars October 23, 2019
a non blood family member who will cheat, lie, steal to get your tip money , pills or anything of value.
uncle Bobby , I am your nephew soI will loan you ten bucks but I want all your pain med's. uncle Bobby here is twenty dollars for working today. buy me lunch with it. uncle bobby even though you saw it happen that lady did not give us money to share.
nephew by doc September 29, 2015
Sibling's son.
Nephew.
nephew by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Nephew Bop 

The Nephew Bop is a "dance" popularized by Samm which consists in acting like paramedics are performing CPR on your ass (Zings nephew went out cause of a cardiac arrest).
Zings Baljeet The Third of Timbuktu, which nephew got spawn killed (not even after 3 months of life) in a hospital bed is now on the verge of pulling a "zings sister".
(Note: Zings sister unalived herself after the "loss" of her son)
"bro what you think bout zings gettin exposed for watching hentai?" "Nephew Nephew bopping punching my hips"

nephew status 

when somebody in a workplace receives favoritism from the boss as if they were the bosses nephew.
wheres Marco?
he left, don't you know he is Mario's nephew?
no he is not, they are not related one bit.
might as well be with the things he gets away with around here.
Oh so he has nephew status, nice!
nephew status by mrizack July 31, 2010