Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs

(v.)

Synonym for suicide.

Person 1: I think I'm gonna Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs.
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die

Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs by Dinkywink June 17, 2021

Monkey In A Bathtub 

Just a fellow negro on the block getting some cock

That guy really is a monkey in a bathtub

Monkey In A Bathtub by Slooby Chewby November 8, 2018

Monkey in the bathroom

When your monkey uses the toilet again

Theres a Monkey in the bathroom Please give this bitch a banana

Monkey in the bathroom by Sako Yamoto October 29, 2020

young money bathrobe 

When a young man is much too infatuated with a woman in his life to pay attention to his surroundings (friends,family,video games,exercising, etc.) and commits most of his life-with the exception of breathing and eating- to the female in hopes of finding,establishing, or maintaining a love connection.

Grammatical use: adjective, object, or verb
Synonyms: pussy whipped

Young Joc: "Yo Jumpman, where that boy at?! that new Halo betas out."
Jumpman: "Last I saw him, this girl had him wearing a young money bathrobe...haven't heard from him since..."

young money bathrobe by Jumpman 3000 October 9, 2016

monkeybate 

The act of vigorously masturbating penis, aided by either poppers, weed, or both and often at the expense of personal relationships and productivity. So named because the masturbator engaging in the monkeybate is often so overwhelmed with pleasure that they screw up their faces in a way that mimics a baboon, gorilla, or monkey.

"Bro, Chad is so fucking gooned out on his monkeybate."

monkeybate by Ultbator August 19, 2019

Monkeybath 

A bath that is so hot that when you sit down in it you go 'Ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah'.

I had a filthy day at work yesterday, so much so that I had to go for a monkeybath

Monkeybath by Geordie Paraguay-Remain September 14, 2010

monkeybating 

The act of a monkey masturbating usually in public display such as a zoo.

Everytime I go to the zoo I witnessed some very typical monkeybating.

monkeybating by Malodorous June 24, 2016