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The Mon(k)ey 

when you feel empty inside and you go outside and spend money on things you don't need
you experience a short lived rush or high only to be followed by regret, shock, disgust. similar to drug use and addiction. the brain's stimuli are the same.
"Its insane what happens when i am let loose at the mall and experience The Mon(k)ey.
The Mon(k)ey by Krkič September 19, 2020

I'm on the strug bus 

when you're having a realy really bad day
hey man how are u?
I'm on the strug bus bro.

(I'm) On The Red 

This is a phrase used by Northern Ireland folk who use diesel in their car as a cheap way for fuel rather pay for diesel and petrol although this has consequences.
This is phrase is mainly used by farmers and rural folk but can be used as an exclamation.
"(I'm) On The Red"

John: Do you use diesel in your car?
Q-Pat: No, I don't use diesel.
John: So you use petrol then?
Q-Pat: No, I don't use petrol either.
John: What fuel do you use then?
Q-Pat: "(I'm) On The Red".
John: You fecking eejit.

I'm on the bus 

Said in two different environments:

1. When commuting on the bus and one is engaged in a mobile phone conversation, it is used to avoid talking loudly about embarrassing topics in a crowd of eavesdropping fellow commuters.

2. When person A is tired, or doesn't see the logic of why person B has called, this can be said to avoid conversation with person B.
1. A: "Hey what did the doctor say about that lump on your balls?"
B: "I'm on the bus."
A: "Oh aight."

2. A: "Hello?"
B: "Hey, will you be hungry in half an hour?"
A: "Aren't I meeting you in half an hour?"
B: "Yeah, but I want to know how hungry you will be."
A: "I'm on the bus. See you soon."
I'm on the bus by Autumnzz August 28, 2008

when I'm on the mic 

The phrase "when I'm on the mic" builds anticipation. Questions instantly arise. What happens when he actually obtains the mic? What will he do with the mic. Who is Mike?

Latin - 𝑰'𝒎 '𝒊𝒏 𝒄𝒖𝒎 𝒎𝒊𝒄'
@upgradeofficialmusic: "The message I was trying to convey was one of understanding and truth. The fact that some stories don't have endings or beginnings is highlighted in the repetition of it. It is infinite. When I'm on the mic."

I'm On The Edge Of Glory 

Strong empowered Women: "I'm on the edge of glory."
Wimpy Boy: "That's gay."