middledicker 

/ˈmɪdldɪkər / noun

The middledicker, a new form of flipping the bird, involving one buddy's hand and the other buddy's boner.
Taking a fist and holding it up like you would be flipping someone off, your buddy would then line up his erect penis behind the fist where the middle finger would be, thus creating the illusion of flipping the bird.

Can also be accomplished alone.

"Hey Dan, Steven just cheated at beer pong. Let's give him the middledicker."

middledicker by Dicker November 11, 2013

steph middleditch 

bradley rivers' mother, the lengest of humans on earth

did you see steph middleditch the other day? i'd clap them cheeks

steph middleditch by steph middleditch March 2, 2022

middleit

1. One might say it is one thing. One might say it is another.
2. Middleits are sure to cry.
3. People break up with middleits upon their exposure as a middleit.

She is such a middleit! I'm breaking up with her. </3

middleit by Yunfail Liuser 2 February 25, 2010

Middleditch

To reveal to your spouse for the first time, after getting married, that you need to open the relationship. Especially if the revealer recently got famous or more desirable in some way. Named after Thomas Middleditch, who did the same to his ex-wife.

Jesse just told Emily he doesn't think they're fully sexually compatible and they need to open the marriage up to other partners for his mental health. Why didn't he say this before they got married? He totally middleditched her!

Middleditch by CoaltoNewCastle December 9, 2025

iTunes Middle Class

When you have a little bit of money on your iTunes account.

iTunes Middle Class iPod iTunes

iTunes Middle Class by Daphnefan88 July 4, 2010