Maarten 

A Maarten is a boy who is probably smart,sweet,caring,funny,brave,nice and also attractive or hot asf.

He can be an arrogant jerk, an idiot or an asshole but if you get know him very well.

He can make you smile and feel like your world revolves around him.

Anyone can agree that he makes an absolute perfect boyfriend and a caring friend.

He also have a sense of dark humor.

A maarten will always or sometimes be there for you if youre feeling sad

(it depends on if they are busy or not).
Many girls would like him because a Maarten is attractive or hot asf.

Friend 1: Hey, I need to talk to u about that one boy i met earlier. He is an idiot but he was also attractive for some reason.

Friend 2: Ohh i see, whats his name?

Friend 1: His name is Maarten.

Friend 2: Ofc hes a Maarten. They literally attractive asf for somehow and i dont know why.

Maarten by ThatOneMaartensGirlfriend69 November 19, 2021

Maarten 

The smelliest motherucker out there with an annoying voice, a big nose and no sense of humour. He will shout at everyone because he has no friends and will probably die alone.

What's that smell?

Oh that's Maarten

Maarten by SmellyMaartenSucks May 28, 2016

Maarten 

A real arrogant prick.
He thinks he is above all.

Yet he is still likeable and has friends
Kinda smart

So my friend is a real Maarten

Maarten by Smeerkaas_in_pot February 13, 2017

Maarten 

A Maarten is the highest rank in gaming

ans he has the biggest Dick in the world

Oh I am Level 100 i am such a Maarten

Thats a Maarten Dick

Maarten by Sinadis June 5, 2017

Maarten 

A very big man witch is very buff and always wears flexing t-shirts. but he really tries to hard like a beta male

look a beta male
me: he is really a Maarten
him: yes yes
or:
me: In the summer you' ve gone a lot to the gym, you look like a real Maarten, wow
you: thanks

Maarten by maarten❤sexdungeon May 27, 2019

Maarten 

A Maarten is a person who is manipulative, lies a lot, and overall not to be trusted. They drink mostly alcohol.

Maarten's immediately believe everything they hear/read that fit's their own political/social ideas and do not want to hear anything that rivals these believes.

They are not open for discussion/other opinions and like to take the word all night, while drinking alcoholic beverages and lie.

Let's go full blown Maarten tonight (let's lie to eachother and drink strong drinks/get very drunk)

Maarten by FruitFlyAttack November 22, 2021

Maarten 

Perfect at being a disappointment

Seldomly listens and puts alcohol before everything els

You should seriously quit drinking everyday you are being a real Maarten

Maarten by BAASterd October 9, 2023