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Neville Longbottom 

(n)

A forgetful, goofy wizard who became rebellious and bad-ass (see BAMF). A fellow Gryffindor in Harry's year (see Harry Potter), Neville used to be shy, friendless, tearful, forgetful, and a bit of a loser.
However, in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Neville became one of the most BAMFW (Bad Ass Mother Fucker Wizards) in the world. :)
B.A.M.F. moments of Neville Longbottom, in "Deathly Hallows":

1. He killed Nagini, Voldemort's snake, with the Gryffindor sword, whilst his head was on fire.
2. He stood up to Voldemort, saying boldly he wouldn't join them until 'Hell freezes over'.

3. He stood up to the Carrows, asking them how much Muggle blood they've got.
4. He kept recruiting Dumbledore's Army even after Harry, Ron and Hermione had left.
Neville Longbottom by Average_jo October 26, 2009

Neville Longbottom 

One of Harry's fellow Gryffindor's - and a member of his class. His parents got tortured over and over again by a Death Eater using the Cruatious curse - until they permananently lost their minds.

A sad and lonely individual who hasn't lived up to their potential yet.
Why are you acting like Neville Longbottom?

Milo.longbottom 

A simp for Neville longbottom, Sofia Wylie, Cho Chang, lavender brown, Harry Potter, Jenna Ortega, Olivia rodrigo, Gina porter and more and is scared of moths and bugs and la llorona :)
Milo.longbottom is my bestie.
Milo.longbottom is scared of moths

Neville Longbottomed 

When a non-attractive person goes through puberty and becomes very attractive as a result.

First seen on Tumblr and Imgur, this term refers to Matthew Lewis's battle and victory over puberty.
"Have you seen Lisa since grade school?"
"No I have not, she really Neville Longbottomed. Damn."

"I was staying at my friend's house when her brother who I haven't seen in years walks in to say hello. I was in shock, as he Neville Longbottomed."

Longbottomed 

When a person goes from being a weak nerdy or unattractive person and then suddenly becomes remarkably attractive.
Can also describe someone becoming very badass.
"Hey did you see the trailer for How to train your dragon 2?"
"Nah i havn't why?"
"Hiccup totally gets Longbottomed!"
Longbottomed by NZcountryboy August 30, 2013