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shorthand, taken from the word nerdlinger, which is an emphatic term used to describe the ultimate nerd.
"you're such a linger"
linger by *mjv December 28, 2005
The type of person to have sexual relations with small dogs. Also acts superior to children and treats them like retards.
Guy 1: yo you see that linger today?
Guy 2: yeah, he called me retarded and raped my dog.
Linger by Ext.sss February 10, 2020
To not leave your ex gf alone when you see her eating a burrito and fully ignore your current gf to watch and talk to your ex when you have 35 reasons to leave the conversation
Matt Youngs just lingered in el Diablo
Linger by Burrito babe June 8, 2019
when your defecating and the shit hangs on for dear life onto your anus
Jeffery: “That linger hung onto my anus and smacked me in the baalls.”
Linger by Yee yee121 July 9, 2019
Pronounced ling-er

That one friend in the friend group that everyone bullies but everyone loves him/her. Usually has strange outfits and has a another secret friend group that he or she is ashamed of. We love lingers though.
“Dude he just pulled a linger and pissed the bed
“Why is linger chilling with the ops
Linger by Hotnigga247 November 6, 2019
Short for malinger, someone who fakes an injury, prolongs an injury or injures themselves to avoid work - mostly used with armed forces
PTE Jones hasn't worked in months, all he did was jar his finger

Yeah he's a fucking linger
Linger by Shshehbrkdhwma December 28, 2019