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Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)

So named after Florida Fire-Hose (annual event)

*WARNING 66% OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE TAKEN THIS PILL HAVE DIED*

Military strength laxative, expolosive in nature, strong enough that even Chuck Norris Fears its name.

Tried only by three people, one was Alexander Litvenenko, who was given it by Russian FSB agents, and literally shat his hair off

The other two were un-named Lebanese men who tried the Lebanese Microwave, one shit out his own intestines, while the other was in a coma for almost a year and still cannot control his anal sphincter
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Guy 2: Would you look at that

Guy3: What is it

Guy 2: that fool just took some Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)

Guy 3: Ah thats why his intestines are coating that wall, I thought he was just some eccentric modern artist

Guy 2: Oh no he's that too, and a fag

laxatives 

Multiple consumable things to make you poo a lot.
See also: laxative
"Laxatives are on the top shelf"
"You look constipated, buy some laxatives"
"You're so full of it that you need laxatives"
laxatives by Techoville April 21, 2007

Laxatives 

Pills that make you poop. Mostly taken by anorexics.
Girl #1:OMG! You are literally skin and bones!
Girl #2:I just took too many laxatives.
Laxatives by Mandy Maxiine August 19, 2008

Laxative Roulette 

The ultimate drinking game played by a group larger than 2 people. You start with 10 glasses of vodka only one contains half laxative. Unlike Russian roulette where the loser is clearly noticed this games loser goes undetected for some time until they shit out they’re insides.
Guy 1:” Hey who wants to go out drinking tonight”
Guy 2:” Nah man let’s play laxative roulette, it’s this new drinking game
Guy 1:” Sounds good

Laxative Roulette 

The ultimate drinking game played by a group larger than 2 people. You start with 10 glasses of vodka only one contains half laxative. Unlike Russian roulette where the loser is clearly noticed this games loser goes undetected for some time until they shit out they’re insides.
Guy 1:” Hey who wants to go out drinking tonight”
Guy 2:” Nah man let’s play laxative roulette, it’s this new drinking game
Guy 1:” Sounds good

French Laxative

The name for the often shit-provoking combination of a cup of coffee and a cigarette, both of which are stimulants and thus help to get the bowels rolling. Named for the popular French pastime of lounging in a café with a roll-up. And, of course, laxatives.
"I had a cig and a cup of coffee and then I really needed a shit."
"Aha! The old French Laxative!"
French Laxative by jend000 December 17, 2014

piping hot laxative 

Coffee, well known for its mysterious laxative properties
Hey, I'm a little constipated; would you mind picking me up a piping hot laxative at Starbucks?