leathered to the jimmys

To be severely intoxicated with alcohol.

I went out with some friends last night and had way too much to drink. By the end of the night I was leathered to the jimmys.

leathered to the jimmys by umustbehigh September 29, 2013

leathered

Very drunk, completely intoxicated.

I was leathered last night.

leathered by Olly August 30, 2003

leathered

When you have pissed off someone so badly that instead of calling you and bitching you out, they write an email or IM that is pages long and book worthy.

This fine document is deserving of a nice leather binding and even gold embossing. It should be placed nicely in your library at home and showed off to everyone that visits.

Pillz: HAHA omg I just copy/pasted what you told me to Winders, you were not supposed to tell me that info and he is going to be so pissed off. Prepare to be leathered.. HAHAHHA f'ing standard

1337c0d3d00d: Thanks fag.

Pillz: yo, check it out.. 'Winders is typing..' HAHAHA

leathered by 1337c0d3d00d March 22, 2013

Leathered as a handlebar 

Being in a state of of extreme drunkenness, but unable to vocalise the much more reasonable, 'Leathered as a handbag". i.e: the inability to identify the real phrase of the moment, instead reeling off many similar sounding phrases.

Any variation of the above is acceptable.
i.e: Leathered as a satchel
Satcheled as a handle bag,
Handlebaged as a leather.
Most variants are welcome.

"Mate, are you going to come on the beers tonight?"

"No thank you mate, I'm leathered as a handlebar".

Leathered as a handlebar by Anti Valmont December 2, 2009

latered

Used to describe the extent of drunkenness at any given state.

Dan and I drank so much last night, we were so latered.

Dude you are way to latered to drive.

latered by Bobby Steele April 1, 2007

Latnered 

To completely rape a test. The test didn't even stand a chance. If the test was a real person you would be hiding behind a corner in a dark alyway waiting for it. Then taking it by force and putting it up against a wall and just fucking it to death.

Dude, I totally just Latnered my AP Calc test like it ain't no thang

Latnered by AsainParents April 1, 2010

leathered

To get badly hurt and subsequently lose in a fight.Also: Paggered, Battered, Kicked in, Cunt Kicked In, fucked up

" I got fuckin Leathered last night, my jaw got well and truly rapped "

leathered by John Gaskell March 8, 2004