Jock Itch 

The sudden urge, often brought on by something on TV or some other sight to masturbate.

Dude, that picture of Amanda Fox in a bikini brought on some serious jock itch last night!

Jock Itch by Pwnography February 6, 2010

Jock Itch 

An annoying girl who is like that annoying itch in your crotch.

"Dude, Shes such a Jock Itch."

Jock Itch by Eric Howard June 14, 2007

JOCK ITCH 

A nagging swollen scrotal irritation caused by over-scratching your nut-sack.

Oh Yeah!, Well I've got 'Jock Itch' honey, what is your point?

JOCK ITCH by Richie January 14, 2004

jock-itch 

an severe itch of the male genital area contributed to by a particular fungal infection (from the fact that the area is often covered by an support garment or jock strap

His jock-itch was getting out of hand.

jock-itch by The Return of Light Joker March 18, 2010

Jock Itch 

The shittiest thing a man will experience in their dull, dull life.

I want to die, because of Jock Itch of course.

Jock Itch by Mikes x Hellen Keller March 1, 2019

Jock Itch 

1. to portray yourself as someone you're not, to play pretend on the Internet
1. to run away and hide

2. "you're not who you say you are, you trying to pull a Jock Itch?"
1. "yo where's Justin? man he's Jock Itching"

Jock Itch by AKA Donkey April 20, 2006

jock in an itch 

the female equivalent of "panties in a bunch," i.e., when a woman issues a complaint typically made by males.

A: "Shopping again? But we just went yesterday."
B: "Alright, alright Sally, don't get your jock in an itch."

jock in an itch by kris takahashi April 14, 2010