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Jazz Band 

That's not jazz band. JAZZ BAND IS AFTER SCHOOL!!!

A little bit Jazzhands

A description used to imply that someone or something is homosexual.
Man 1: Did you see the film Broke Back Mountain
Man 2: No it was a little bit jazzhands for me!

Jazz Band 

Ultimately the best extracurricular ever. Imagine 20 dude/ettes all standing around each other for a couple hours a week playing the romantic style of music. Hell yeah. Under the hot stage lights for 3 to 4 hours at a time sweating your uniforms off making your instrument shiny. What’s there not to love?
Hey man, did you see that Jazz band?
Heck yeah man! They’re hot!
Hey man, it’s jazzman.
Jazz Band by Yoinks there’s Scoob December 29, 2019

Evil-Gay-Jazzhands 

A word used to describe someone who embodies a specific type of queer vibe. This person has a flair for the dramatic, an evil laugh and/or evil agenda, a fabulous wardrobe, and a taste for jazz music, hence the jazz hands.

Also can describe how someone uses these vibes to accomplish something.
"He just evil-gay-jazzhands' himself into conversations, strikes terror into you, and then leaves."

jazzhands 

a movement of the hands in a rapid sexual motion to sooth women and get in her underpants
a man uses jazzhands every day he gets laid 56 times per day jazzhands sooth women :)
jazzhands by Tom Richardson September 19, 2007

jazzhandsy

Characterized by excessive excitement and eager enthusiasm.
A: I’d love to come to your party! I mran, there gonna be some ~free~ pizza! What else can you wish for!

B: Oh, boy! Can you get any more jazzhandsy!
jazzhandsy by danceluft October 28, 2017