Jack-Off Scarecrow 

When a roommate wants to prevent another from masterbating in his abscences, he might put a dummy or pile of clothes under his covers so as to give the appearance that he is still there.

In order to keep Michael from Masterbating, Chilli Dog would often employee the use of a Jack-Off Scarecrow.

Jack-Off Scarecrow by Cheese lobster January 8, 2012

Jack-off Squire 

A Jack-off Squire is another guy who will jack you off if you want a hand-job to get your rocks off.

I think I'm my roomies' Jack-off Squire - they all seem to like it when they just lay back and let me beat their meat!

Jack-off Squire by USAF Cadet June 4, 2021

Jack off shack 

the stall in a dorm or shared bathroom that you or someone else always beats their meet in.

"Has anyone seen Dan?"
"He's in the bathroom and I saw him go into the jack off shack so it'll be a while"

Jack off shack by lillukey August 16, 2018

Jack-Off Scratchpot 

An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.

"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."

Jack-Off Scratchpot by KickDickem April 20, 2017

Jack king off suited 

1. An good hand in poker A jack and a king, not in the same suit. May be used to go all in.

2. When all alone at home, one puts on a suit and jacks off. Usually to porn.

1.
pokerguy1-I'm all in
pokerguy2-I call
pokerguy1-What you got
pokerguy2-Jack King off suited
pokerhuy1-SHIT

2.someone- Hey what you doin today?
someoneelse- O not much just Jack King off suited
someone- Your sick get the fuck away from me.

Jack king off suited by John Green November 29, 2005

Sexy-time jack-off 

When an individual, usually a guy, will get soooo into a masturbation session that they'll get completely naked, touch their bunghole, and even rub their own nipples. They might even have sex with a couple of pillows or cushions to simulate a real sex experience.

"Dude, I'm going to go and jack-off. Wait, I think I'm due for a sexy-time jack-off. I'm excited!"

Sexy-time jack-off by Andy22P February 7, 2008

spit-lube jack-off 

A spit-lube jack-off is a masturbation session that a guy gives himself using his own saliva for lube if he's circumcised and out of his favorite lubricant.

Since I'm cut high & tight, when I'm out of Sliquid, I just have a spit-lube jack-off!

spit-lube jack-off by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021