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Interpretation 

A scapegoat for ignoring certain sections in holy texts.
Me - "Hey Jimmy, did you know that Jesus tells women to keep silent in the churches?"

Jimmy - "Well, that's just your interpretation."

Me - "Hey Amar, did you know that the Qu'ran instructs its followers to conquer the earth, converting or subduing those in the process?"

Amar - "That's a flawed interpretation. MY Islam is a peaceful one."
Interpretation by SocialistBJ March 28, 2009

Interpretive Dunce 

This person has no skill at dancing, yet will try to auto-choreograph their unholy movements to the lyrics of the song being played, often with a delay as they can't remember the lyrics, and have to come up with something on the fly as they hear it.
"What the hell is John doing out on the floor?"

"Sounds like 'We Are The Champions' came on, and he's an interpretive dunce..."
Interpretive Dunce by Ambad June 24, 2013

sexual interpertations 

To have sex or to have sex with someone (a proper way)
We had sexual interpertations before!

Humorous interpretation 

Also known as HI, humorous interpretation is an event in the interpretation category of speech and debate. Speakers give a 10 minute speech switching characters, voices and spitting everywhere. Most drama happens in this event as judges do not understand how to judge it. Pops and transition noises between characters are essential. You will most likely see the classic haaaaaapt sound. This event is owned by the god of humorous interpretation Don Zolidis, who has written a number of scripts. If one does a Don Zolidis piece, they may have subjected themselves to teasing. Humorous interpretation or Humor is mostly done by lanky white boys and girls in the event is a rarity. These pasty long boys get far because they can get away with many sexual jokes that females can not. Out of all the events, humor is watched frequently.
If you’re looking to heal your broken soul, go watch some humorous interpretation videos.

Interpretive hearing 

When someone listening to what they are being told, chooses to interpret what was said to them to fit their current needs.
Mom: son do NOT play with the iPad anymore.
Son: OK Mom
Mom: son you are playing with the iPad again!
Son: yes, but I stopped for ten minutes when you told me to stop.
Mom: now that is interpretive hearing!

Interpretive Pocket Dancing 

The act of Being a stoner with a coat on. Noticing that you can make your pockets move while your hands are in them. Being known as one Kiara Jordon.
Act of being a rehab cab student.
Kiara tried to Interpretive Pocket Dance, but it came out looking like a seizure.