insultainment 

print, broadcast or online content, especially when distributed by a commercial entity, that is so stultifyingly stupid and/or devoid of actual news or information that it can only be considered an insult to the intelligence of (and may even induce fits of rage in) the viewer.

my doctor tells me i need to start watch something other than the o'reilly factor. he says all that insultainment's no good for my blood pressure!

insultainment by aarrgghh January 5, 2009

Microwave Intuition 

To pop something in the microwave, and then leave. Then to suddenly drift back towards the microwave just in time to when it hits 0. Basically, to be able to tell when your food is done, just by your intuition.

"Hey, why does Joe always get his food so quickly?"

"He has microwave intuition"

Microwave Intuition by Volleyball Blaiser October 5, 2011

tactical insertion 

1) An item available in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that allows a player to choose a spot to respawn. 2) Painting one's penis in a camo design and proceeding to have stealthy intercourse

John: I was playing call of duty last night, and then my girl came over, so i performed a tactical insertion, if ya know what i mean...

Steven: Nice! You get some easy spawn kills?

John: ...you dumbfuck

tactical insertion by ablahblah January 11, 2010

Insultious 

Referring to intent or demeanor

"I find that biznitch's tone to be a tad insultious!"

Insultious by Geisel February 27, 2009

Bestie Intuition 

"Bestie Intuition" is some sort of higher 'knowledge based' power between two or more best friends where in everyday life or conversation, one can guess or even predict the thought or action-plan of another bestie before they say or do the thing that they had planned in there mind..

This "power" or "sixth sense" is often found between twins or extremely close siblings.

Example:

Ben - "hey man, whats doin'?"

Mitch - "oh hey man, nothin' much, just thort i'd have some food, i was thinking n....."

Ben - "Noodles?!"

Mitch - "ahh yeah dude, how'd you guess that before i even said it thow?"

Ben - "Bestie Intuition my friend... Bestie Intuition :)"

Bestie Intuition by Benjamynn February 2, 2010

toxic intuition

When a ex comes back into your life as soon as you get over them. It usually happens multiple times.

“Omg girl dashawn just texted me and I’m just now getting over his ass.”

“Oh bitch that’s toxic intuition.”

toxic intuition by Karissa... April 26, 2020

Insulin Pump

An amazing little machine that I could not live without. What does it do you wonder? It pumps insulin, hence the name INSULIN PUMP. It for when you have type one diabetes, and the only downers are changing your set (where the insulin actually goes in) and having to bring it with you everywhere. And they cost $4000.

I would probably be dead by now without my insulin pump, I suck at taking care of my diabetes, mostly because its a pain in the ass.

Insulin Pump by c-ross June 2, 2007