jump in the water and fuck the fish 

a great offer, deal, or bargain that, if it was made, the person would immediately act

If he sold his 2009 Mercedes for $5000, I would jump in the water and fuck the fish.

jump in the water and fuck the fish by KingsGambit66 July 3, 2009

Shark in the water

"sharks in the water" refers to the other women in a relationship that a girl knows are there.

-"Why're you leaving him? You guys were so good together."
-"He thinks I'm too stupid to realize there's a shark in the water, I know he's going over some other girls place."

Shark in the water by crgouhsnf July 11, 2011

there’s a shark in the water 

An Australian exclamation of surprise.

Bruce: Yeah, sí I just broke up with my gf.
Hugh: There’s a shark in the water!

there’s a shark in the water by Sheev the Senate February 17, 2019

Dick in the Water

Someone that is very "Mainstream" or a "Hipster".

Person1: Dude, check my new shirt, it's illin'.
Person2: Shut up you're just another Dick in the Water

Dick in the Water by Kadicta November 22, 2011

still a fish in the water 

Still a fish in water means that you feeling like you blend into the crowd to much and you want to stand out more.

In my giant middle school I don't stand out at all I'm still a fish in the water.

still a fish in the water by Zoe B. July 12, 2017

Chum In The Water 

When a woman takes a bath and sucks up water into her vagina. She then queefs it out thus creating a white cloud of leftover cum in the bathwater.

Sara was takeing a nice hot bath the other day when she decided to chum in the water.

Chum In The Water by RedSeraph April 13, 2009

one oar in the water 

Not all there. tetched, a few sandwiches short of a picnic, bonkers, nuts, his elevator stops short of the top floor, etc.

Ever since he heard Dennis Kucinich speak, he's had just one oar in the water.

one oar in the water by octopod May 8, 2004