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unnecessary hyphenating 

something i do too much of whilst msn-ing and emailing. it's a bad habit in some respects - kicks bloody arse in others.
Yay-ness (unnecessary hyphen)
msn-ing (as i did earlier totally by accident)
ill-ified (yet again)

basically the art of unnecessary hyphenating is to break down perfectly fine words or to totally invent your own. You can do this by taking the 'ing' off a word and adding a hyphen in the middle OR adding suffixs to the end of normal words. like yay for example. this can then become yay-ness (for more yay!) you can mix and match many words and suffixs - my three favorites are:

-ified
-ness
-ing

Have fun =)
A racist who is easily identified by the presence of "Some other arbitrary nationality or heritage (hyphen) American". Hyphenites also tend to be the most hypocritical of racists in that they are the most likely to claim being victim of the very racism they promote with their hyphenite heritage.
David: "Jose, are you a Mexican-American?"
Jose: "Kiss my ass, I'm no fucking hyphenite, I am an American"
hyphenite by non-prefixed american November 22, 2013

non-hyphenated 

1.Possibly the dumbest word in the english language, since the spelling of the word contradicts the second definition.

2. A word without a hyphen (see above definition)
Non-hyphenated is probably the dumbest thing since George W. Bush.
non-hyphenated by Thelostcup September 8, 2006

Hypothenate 

Yesterday I was told to hypothenate in science class.
Hypothenate by Skylar Kadin November 22, 2019

hymenater 

noun
One who is known for relieving women of their virginity
My past three girlfriends were virgins. They call me the hymenater.
hymenater by ~*A*~*D*~*K*~ October 4, 2005

Hygenated 

to be clean or fresh. of superior hygiene. fat joe.
yo, fat joe be HYGENATED!
Hygenated by kory westerhold February 20, 2007