horizontal hula

to have sex, do the nasty, get jiggy with it.

dick and jane did the horizontal hula after the prom.

horizontal hula by wastinmoola January 24, 2004

horizontal narcolepsy 

When one uncontrollably falls asleep every time they lay down flat, parallel to the floor, even if it is not a planned "nap time."

Roger: "Hey man, why weren't you in class today?"

Matt: "Dude, i laid down on the couch to watch TV and my horizontal narcolepsy kicked in... woke up 4 hours later."

horizontal narcolepsy by midleman08 May 11, 2010

horizontal bop

To have sex. see HORIZONTAL MAMBO

Once, I was listening to a friend's horizontal bop... it made me laugh so hard I crapped my pants.

horizontal bop by I like chocolate milk. September 6, 2005

Non-Event Horizon 

The point at which a friend's Facebook status updates become so numerous and mundane that he or she must be hidden from the News Feed.

"Linda is approaching the Non-Event Horizon. 15 posts so far, most of which have been 'I'm bending at the waist right now.'"

Non-Event Horizon by Johnny Twothumbs May 13, 2010

Horizontal Boogie 

another word for making love, fucking, etc.

my girl friend and i did the horizontal boogie all weekend long.

Horizontal Boogie by Devon Wostenberg September 13, 2004

Animal Crossing: New Horizons 

A pretty Nintendo Switch game that you can get lost in catching bugs and fish, talking to animals, visiting other players, and populate a deserted island.
The fifth major entry in the Animal Crossing series.

"Wanna hop on Animal Crossing: New Horizons?"
"Nah, can't, I don't have it"
"What? How did you not have it pre-ordered? Lame."

Animal Crossing: New Horizons by androidloyal March 22, 2020

Horizon On Top

a way of saying that the line of the sky is above you and that P2W sucks and The Horizon is good

I just crashed your P2W minecraft server, Horizon On Top!

Horizon On Top by horizonontop April 1, 2021