Horatio

Someone who observes another's reaction for a third person, usually to figure out if the person observed is "interested" in the third person. The name comes from Hamlet, because this is basically what Horatio does for Hamlet.

I want to ask Jess to the dance, but I'm not sure if she likes me. Could you be my Horatio the next time we see her?

by Kaydence692 January 19, 2009

Horatio

Someone with a rifle(ifykyk)....
Dark chocolate type a guy😍.... Very loveable

I FUCK WITH HORATIO

by Jadabeannnn November 22, 2021

Horatio

Anything that is very lulzy or hilarious. A spinoff of the word hilario, which is a spinoff of the word hilarious.

Oh man, you just sharfed on my cat, that's totally horatio.

by Jersh McPayne January 11, 2009

horatio

the scientific word for white people

That horatio is interesting.

by joddv September 21, 2010

Horatio

Someone with a rifle (ifykyk)...
Nice vibe😍

I LOVE HORATIO 📌❤️

by Jadabeannnn November 22, 2021

horatio

a very sexy good looking smart man who loves himself. a lady’s man who is very attractive, flirtatious, and has a great personality.

horatio is so great. i would want to be him

by sexcman May 28, 2024

Horatio

An celebration exclamation of joy or surprise when something good happens.

We are going traveling. Horatio!

by That boleyn girl July 20, 2025