"I've been sleeping in my car and traveling through the country. I just can't stand the thought of settling down anywhere."
"Dude, stop being so homophobic!"
MOM: TINI COME HOME
SON: NO MOM IM HOMOPHOBIC
MOM: ITS OKAY I WON'T LET UNCLE GARY GET NEAR YOU
SON: NO MOM I HAVE FEAR OF HOMES
MOM: WHAT KIND OF PHOBIA IS THAT
*mom drags child to the house*
SON: NOOOO
*child fucking dies*
person 1: aaaaaaaaaaaaah a house!
person 2: youre homophobic
person 1: houses are against the bible
person 2: you stupid homophobe person 1: its unnatural all the house poeple go to hell