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HFTW - High Functioning Train Wreck. An individual whose life has become overwhelming either through circumstance or actions and is falling apart. Although they give an occasional clue, they appear just fine to their friends and family. They may or may not also be a High Functioning Alcoholic or High Functioning Addict.
"Bill although appearing fine was an HFTW, but no one knew until he stripped naked while playing golf and continued to play violating the dress code. In hindsight, it was clear his life was falling apart.
HFTW by Petey_G May 17, 2022
Related Words
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Jenna: "hey Kate, do you use twitter?"
Kate: "I only like HFTWT because I'm interested in fashion"
HFTWT by Chaneln5 September 10, 2022
An acronym, "Hot From The Side"
Mary: OMG. HE'S SO HFTS.
"Hot Guy": -Turns to the other side-
Jane: With.. a giant mole the size of Canada on the other.
HFTS by TheLurveOfYourLife March 5, 2010
High five that shit. Used in any situation where a high five would be accepted almost to the point of necessity
Tom - "Bro I just friggin got a 45 KDR in Black Ops!"
Bro - "HFTS bro!"
Tom - "Hell yeah!"
HFTS by Shnizz April 28, 2011

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whoomp! ∫hftytdtrdrtghcftdryffy7yf6t7t68
An acronym; Here For The Comments.

When the comment thread on a social media post is soooo good but you either don’t have time to express your opinion or are too afraid to, simply write HFTC.

Why read through 100 comments and not leave your own? Now you can. Because hey, we’re all just HFTC.
Comments section//
*A juicy, social media thread*

Oh yeah, I’m just HFTC”
HFTC by The Super Majors June 11, 2021