hemmed up 

- verb (origin 2010, UOIT)
The act of performing public versions chronological stupidity; the mix up of alphanumeric date abbreviations due to severe retardation; chronologically impaired; if your name is Hemal Patel

"Hello Jane, I will meet you for lunch on the 22rd....snap...I just HEMMED UP!"

or

Man A: "What time is it sir? I have an appointment at 26:84pm!"

MAN B: "What 26:84pm?? Are you hemmed up or something?

hemmed up by uoit-saint March 24, 2010

Hemmed Up 

To physically treat someone like a child by grabbing, tossing, and abusing them in an fight.

- That man got Hemmed Up in that fight.
- That nigga Greg hemmed his ass up like he was a child at that party!

Hemmed Up by Dmorus June 21, 2019

Hemmed-Up 

The act of being held up by the police.

Me: dang, you see all them blue lights down there?

You: Yeàh they got somebody hemmed-up around the corner too.

Hemmed-Up by itsreallyraebae May 30, 2025

himmed up 

to get caught up by police, girl friend, friend

dawg them muskers himmed up j last week but he's still out on bail!

himmed up by James Riney April 14, 2007

hemed up 

1. To confront someone
2. To charge someone up

1. That nigga was talking trash so I hemed him up

hemed up by Portia January 1, 2005

hammed up 

To be drunk, intoxicated

Aw man i bombed that exam, i'm getting hammed up tonight.

hammed up by nilatir April 29, 2009

heemed up 

To be "about that life", muscular, or a ride or die

"Aye, you heemed up?"
"Yeaa im like that!"

heemed up by sh3luvr3y February 15, 2022