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Hatchet Wound

That whore's got a stinky hatchet wound!
Hatchet Wound by POLKSTA March 10, 2009

hatchet wound

a females reproductive organ, in the way it could kind of resemble
her pussy looked like a hatchet wound
hatchet wound by matt von March 8, 2008

hatchet wound

The wound formed after being struck by a hatchet.
hatchet wound by B.Long January 21, 2004

Hatchet Wound

1. Term used to describe the aftermath of a sexually active girl's vagina. Usually reserved for girls known to be filthy scrags, hooknose skanks, etc where the application of the term "hatchwound" preceded by the word "gaping" is the most accurate description.

2. (Origin) The term hatchet wound was first documented in early colonial America. Settlers moving West often found themselves victims of raids by the Savages aka the Iriquois, Nez Pierce, Alqonquin, etc. The Indians would capture the Settler's wives and daughters then proceed to "tribe - rape" (later to perfected by black people as "gang rape") the women. The women were then allowed to return to their settlements where the aftermath of their sexual punishment resulted in what the Frontier Men described as "gaping hatchet wounds."
"Well the hook-up was going great until I felt that gapping hatchet wound of hers, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway when when I stuck it in. What a scrag!"

"I would of never expected such a hatchet wound on such a cute petite chick man. You just never know these days I guess."

"Oh man! That bitch had a nasty hatchet wound of a pussy resembling elephant ears or something leathery and disheveled. Ewwww."
Hatchet Wound by DuskTillTwan October 18, 2008

[hatchet wound] 

1. Term used to describe the aftermath of a sexually active girl's vagina. Usually reserved for girls known to be filthy scrags, hooknose skanks, etc where the application of the term "hatchwound" preceded by the word "gaping" is the most accurate description.

2. (Origin) The term hatchet wound was first documented in early colonial America. Settlers moving West often found themselves victims of raids by the Savages aka the Iriquois, Nez Pierce, Alqonquin, etc. The Indians would capture the Settler's wives and daughters then proceed to "tribe - rape" (later to perfected by black people as "gang rape") the women. The women were then allowed to return to their settlements where the aftermath of their sexual punishment resulted in what the Frontier Men described as "gaping hatchet wounds."
-- "Dude i kinda want to hook up with that one sophmore in Kappa Kappa Gamma. You know the one with the platinum blonde hair?"

-- "Yeah shes hot, but i heard she has a gaping hatchet wound."

-- "Well I better put on my war paint."
[hatchet wound] by TS eliott September 30, 2008

Moss Covered Hatchet Wound 

I was gonna go down on the bitch but that vag was a moss covered hatchet wound.