half cocked 

The state of your cock being neither limp nor hard, but in the middle.

I couldn't get it up, so I had to fuck your mom half cocked

half cocked by C&B Connection June 21, 2006

Half-Cocked Vagina Monster 

An insult towards half cocked people, who sometimes are vagina monsters.

You're a half-cocked vagina monster.

Hey, look at that half-cocked vagina monster!

I'm a half-cocked vagina monster and I'm proud of it!

Half-Cocked Vagina Monster by The Dick Squatting Cum Bucket January 27, 2009

Half cocked judy 

A Judy chop at the ready. Used to decapitate potlickers

Poor Cletus snuck up on me when I was carrying a half cocked Judy. I mistook him for a potlicker and nearly took his head off.

Half cocked judy by Jdog79 December 26, 2023

halfcocked 

having a dick that is half the normal size. Having a dick that is half the size of your wife/girlfriends lover's dick (Primarily in the case of a cuckold). Inadequate penis

My halfcocked husband watches me take a real dick before cleaning up the mess

halfcocked by halfcocked January 21, 2007

Johnny Halfcocked 

One who goes off half cocked, and drops stuff in shit. It helps if the person's name is Johnny but not necessary.

Hey!!

Johnny halfcocked just dropped that hacksaw blade in the oil sump.

Johnny Halfcocked by Big Clock August 6, 2009