Gummer

an old business man, usually having an affair with a younger man.

The gummer stood there with his diamond eyes, pinstripe suit, stale drinks, and lipstick prints on his collar from the man in the bathroom.

Gummer by Josh Ripoff February 1, 2009

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Aka Soul Sucker. ex./ { Wow man, at that point it's no longer considered a blow job but rather a soul suck. I literally felt air siphoning in through my B-hole she was sucking so hard. }

It is how the best blowjobs are born. How do you compete with the flippdy flappidy suction power of lips and gums wrapping around your PeePee. It transcends the term "BlowJob" and rises to the exquisite glory of a "SoulSuck".

Dude, she gave such a mean blowjob that I knew then and there it was my life's destiny to feed her food that would rot the teeth out of her head. I CAN NOT wait to start the tradition "After Dinner Gummers" . By the time she's done soul sucking the devils gonna wonder where his prize is at my funeral.

gummer by ElevateViaLove January 5, 2017

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gummer

a super nice and funny person. she got a fat azz and nice boobies.

bro!!! did you see how good gummer looks today??

gummer by barbiegirl7898 April 25, 2020

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gummer

one who has no teeth. a prostitute or whore. real sketchy in apearance. a mess, or messy. slutty, possibly having std's or full bore AIDS.

friend: YOA NAG! look at this greasy bitch havin a dart.
me: yikes, quite the gummer

or

friend: wow this chick smells like fish.
other friend: must be some sort of bottom feeder.
me: ya man, shes gummi'n hard!

gummer by THE BINGER January 16, 2012