Something you say when someone enthusiastically tells you about something that you think is retarded. It generally gives them the impression that you care, but provides an opportunity to get into a new conversation without being rude.
Excellent for dealing with co-workers who tell you about "their crazy weekend," when your weekend was in fact 18 times crazier and involved at least two activities that were illegal.
"Morning Charlie. Man, I had the craziest weekend ever! I had three beers and totally danced up a storm at the bar. It was the neatest time ever."
*(internal monologue): holy crap...this guy sucks ass. I wonder what he would say if I told him about my weekend. Let's see, I did about 16 grams of shrooms, chugged a bottle of whiskey, and then smoked a whole bunch of weed. Then I thought I saw Jesus and chased him down the street with an axe. I woke up in a pool of vomit in Mexico and had to hitch a ride back home with some illegal immigrants...
"Wow, Frank, that sure sounds like a lot of fun! Good times...Anyway - see you later."
A phrase used commonly in boring or non-exciting situations when something unexpected happens. If you and your friends are sitting around staring at the wall and you start hysterically laughing, thats good times.
An expression used by retards at any point in a conversation for no apparent reason.
Often used in work environments where people feel a great need to be cool.
Person: -" The client said they are not pleased with the work"
Retard: -"Good times"
Person: - "The meeting is now in boardroom B"
Retard: -"Good times"