Golf Clap 

A lewd sexual act involving two males and one female. While in the Eiffel Tower position, both men's scrotums quietly smack together successively.

Hey dude wanna tag-team that hoe? I don't think you'll hear the golf clap over the sound of her moans.

Golf Clap by Christopher Unfazed December 18, 2008

golf clap 

Venereal disease you get while playing golf.

He farked the hostess behind the dumpster at the ninth hole bar and a few weeks later came down with the golf clap

golf clap by Tiger Woods March 7, 2005

golf clap 

A sexually transmitted disease given by using the golf stick for uses other than those intended, such as savage beast-love.
-PhD Liam Domonkos

Tiger woods buggered me with his golf stick and I got golf clap :D

golf clap by Liam Domonkos May 19, 2004

Golf Clap 

"Golf Clap" is a new STD. (Sexually Transmitted Disease) Origins of the disease point to Tiger Woods, a famous golf player, when he slept with his mistress.

Man, I just got back from the doctor! They say I have Golf Clap! I should have used a condom

Golf Clap by C-gorog December 2, 2009

Golf Clap 

1.verb, to move your hips back and forth causing your balls to clap against your upper crotch region and your shoal

2.a swigging action where your balls come in contact with your frontal regions and your butt

1.) Dude what are you doing? the golf clap man...

2.) My hoe didn't want to do anything with me that bitch, so I golf clapped that bitch in her eyes,that bitch got two black eyes now...

Golf Clap by scubasam09 February 24, 2007

Golf Clap 

golf clap (gawlf klap)

–noun

a person (typically of female sex) that does not reciprocate in the act of fornication. i.e. a chick that simply lays on her back while you plow her. coincidentally, a "golf clap" is as worthy of its moniker as an "applause" would be of its own.

"It's like when you clap your hands; You don't move just one hand, you move both of them... Unless it's a golf clap."

"She was definitely a 10 until I took her home and found out she was a golf clap."

Golf Clap by Evee123zy June 7, 2009

Golf Clap 

A Sexually Transmitted Disease afflicting overpaid golfers located primarily on the scrotum. (See: Tiger Woods)

Man, I got so much skank ass this past weekend in vegas I think I'm coming down with the Golf Clap. I can't stop scratching my balls!

Golf Clap by Butt Rustler October 22, 2010