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fuddle monkey 

fuddle monkey a term used to describe someone as either:
completely random
totally wasted/stoned
someone who can't keep up with the conversation
also basically a way to insult someone ... BADLY
Tom: Jack your such a fuddle monkey
Jack: (either) wow man i thought unicorns were bad let alone pink ones
or i like cheese do you like cheese
or what did you say ???
or GRRR! no your a fuddle monkey
fuddle monkey by Thomas Jeavons February 28, 2008
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Fuddle Buddy 

A combination of a cuddle buddy and a fuck buddy -> a fuddle buddy

Someone that you occasionally have sex and cuddle with, no strings attached.
I am going over to Joe's house for the night, he is my fuddle buddy
Fuddle Buddy by Carling Johnson January 27, 2012

Cud Fuddler 

1. One who cuddles fud.
2. A corporate professional who mistakenly replies all to an email chain in an inappropriate manner, thus jeopardizing his credibility.
The team never let Bryan live down the time he became the biggest Cud Fuddler in history.
Cud Fuddler by NobodyOk? April 24, 2015
A word similar triggered. Used to express outrage and anger.
Venom Snake: Kaz got so fiddled after Mother Base blew up.
Huey: Yeah that was pretty funny lol.
A local word, used mostly in Derbyshire and Nottinghamshire, that means to sit comfortably and eat a variety of chocolates and sweets. Or cuddle up under lots of duvets and eat a variety of comforting sweets and chocolates or tuffees (another word for toffees).

In another definition it can be done either on your own, or where a group of people get together and share sweets and other foods a bit like a picnic.
We sat and had a fuddle whilst watching our favourite film, with the duvet wrapped around us.
Fuddle by Kallandra November 18, 2013

Butt fuddle 

(V.) The act of fuddling another persons butt. This can be man on woman, woman on man, man on man, and woman on woman.
After a romantic date with Ashley, I went back to her house and I butt fuddled her.
Butt fuddle by SparkyT May 8, 2014

munge fuddler 

despite too mungey for its own good, it persists in fuddling everything it sees. eventually gets battered when it fuddles the wrong thing
a red fuddly monster, it must be a munge fuddler
munge fuddler by tamzin January 4, 2005