The editors of UD are fucking cock-kissing, knee-grow cunts. Get bent you cum-coughing, fag-fondlers.
I'm an editor at UD, I'm a fucking idiot. I deny your word because I don't knowhow to read so I merely deny every other word that flashes upon my computer screen.
Mitchell: I don't know where all my money went last night.
Ben: You spent it on darts.
Mitchell Smith: Really? I don't remember buying them. Where are they?
Maddie: You smoked them all.
Ben: What a fucking idiot.