monkey fucking a football

A helluva lot of action with very little or no result

Applying for fall classes, I had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then I found the class I wanted was closed out. "Man scheduling for classes this morning was like a monkey fucking a football"

monkey fucking a football by Gbbrd October 1, 2006

monkey fucking a football

generally, a disorganized set of events. See cluster fuck.

Bill - Did you go to the concert last night?
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.

monkey fucking a football by Keyzer Korleone August 7, 2009

2 monkeys fucking a football 

It look like shit

It looks like 2 monkeys fucking a football

2 monkeys fucking a football by Donevin_is_sex_slave September 7, 2016

a monkey fucking a football 

1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.

shannon your like a monkey fucking a football.

a monkey fucking a football by houdek May 29, 2008

monkey fucking a football

When someone is marching out of step (bouncing)

Sgt. Amos: Herte, get your ass in step. You're bouncing like a monkey fucking a football !!

monkey fucking a football by Tom Highway November 13, 2007

Monkey Fucking a Football

well a football is oddly shaped, and a monkey has no opposable thumbs, so stepping back it would be both uncoordinated and funny to watch, but when your the monkey it would be very frustrating

It is like a monkey fucking a football.

Monkey Fucking a Football by MonkeySplash January 27, 2018

Fucking in my footsteps

When an individual proceeds to sleep with every individual you have fucked.

Can you believe this bitch is fucking in my footsteps?

Fucking in my footsteps by CScam May 1, 2011